Monday, November 16, 2009

They're coming to take me away, ha ha! They're coming to take me away!! It's crazy town around here, so I thought I'd purge my soul of all the psycho things I've done lately. For more Not Me fun, head on over to MckMama's site (and if you have a few extra minutes, browse her posts from the last week or so. Her baby boy is a miracle!!)

For starters, I definitely have not forgotten to buckle Drew's car seat on NUMEROUS occasions over the past two weeks. Not me! I'm a total safety mom. Thankfully, my child is a major rule follower and screams from the back seat, "Mom! You forgot to buckle me...again!"

My night time crazies are definitely NOT still hanging around. That's why I definitely did not sit straight up in bed and yell at Daniel, "Where is the baby?" when he came to bed the other night. And it was definitely not literally minutes after I had laid her down to sleep in her pack and play.

I have not spent the last week completely obsessed with the state of both of my children's poop. I'm much too fancy to spend so much time thinking about poop. And I definitely did not just discuss poop on my blog...

Finally, my pets are definitely not getting all of my pent up aggression poured out on them. I would never be hateful to my pets. Which is why my son definitely does not say, "Is Barney on your last nerve again, mommy?"


Confessions Of A Working Mom said...

Hey there! I'm visiting from MckMama's blog, and I had to tell you that those baby dreams.... will get worse before they get better. But they make great "Getting to know you" conversations at play groups :)

Enjoy that beautiful new baby!


jon. said...

poor barn.