I've been reading MckMama's "Not Me" for a while now. Somehow, in the last few days, I've found myself doing LOTS of things that could be in just such a post. So, today, I decided to play along.
I did not allow my child to eat a giant chocolate chip cookie at the grocery store at around 9 a.m. just so I could have a few moments of peace while I shopped. I would never let my child eat a cookie that early in the morning.
Yesterday, when we were all packed up and ready to leave Grammy's, we had a little potty incident. We didn't exactly get all the parts pointed in the right direction in time, if you catch my drift. I did not consider wearing clothes with urine all over them because I was so tired and did not want to have to get clean clothes out of the car. Not me!!
I was not SO tired on the drive home yesterday that I told Daniel the complete wrong way to Katy's house. (Shouldn't he know this??-**Edited to add: I sort of forgot Big Dan reads the blog. He would like the record to show that "he did know the way to go, but I talked him out of it." I was in a stupor! Never trust a huge pregnant woman in a stupor!) I also definitely did NOT fall into a semi-coma, so that he had to shake me awake. Not me-I'm perky and full of energy.
I definitely have not put off clipping Drew's fingernails for so long that all they need is a little shaping and polish and would look like a nice manicure. Not me! I'm always on top of my son's grooming needs.
I'm super sure by this time next week, I'll have much more to confess!!