Here are a couple for today:
In the kitchen this morning Drew decided he wanted an apple. I was busy packing his lunch for school (YES, the morning of. Stop judging!) and told him he would have to wait a minute. He says, "Oh mommy, I can do it. I don't mind one bit."
Later, he was upstairs looking for some little red discs that shoot out of his Buzz Lightyear arm bands. (If all of that reads like gibberish to you, don't worry. You don't need to understand to appreciate the punch line.) He came downstairs and said (in a sing-song voice) "Mom-my, guess what I found?? You're going to be really impressed!"